Texas Story

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This is one of those Texas stories.



Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother: Where are ya'll going?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother: I'm don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter: But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.

Daughter: But Tiny is going with us...

Mother: Well, in that case, it should be okay... Ya'll have fun!
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You know most people with the nickname "tiny" are far from tiny,lol.