Forward: Blog

2008-07-22T15:40:00.001-07:00

Fwd: Dont say anything, but guess who's still together after all the shit between them? Your buttcheeks! Keep this going.

2008-06-11T15:29:00.000-07:00

Fwd: I had my idenity stolen a few months ago, and my credit actually improved! I have a new car and a house, life is good.

2008-05-25T19:49:00.001-07:00

Fwd: Mexican word of the day-July. You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Re: Fw: (no subject)

2008-05-23T10:29:00.001-07:00

Directions! Now, Here Is What You Are Supposed To Do...And Please Do Not Spoil The Fun! Hit Forward, Delete My Answers And Type In Your Answers. Then Send This To A Whole Bunch Of People That You Know...And Send It Back To Me So I Can See Your Answers, The Theory Is That You Will Learn A Lot Of Little Known Facts About Those You Know. Remember To Send It Back Please!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

5. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

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8. Do you still have your tonsils?

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

15. RED OR PINK?

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

27. HAIR COLOR?

28. EYE COLOR?

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

30. FAVORITE FOOD?

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

34. FAVORITE SEASON ?

35. HUGS OR KISSES?

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

42. FAVORITE SOUND?

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

Bubble Wrap

2008-05-22T09:58:00.001-07:00

This is kind of cool!!!

TRY ME OUT: BE SURE TO TRY IN BOTH MODES< AND
IN THE PANIC MODE TRY DIFFERENT SPEEDS... have your speakers on and go
like crazy

For stress release, click on the word BUBBLEWRAP
below!
Make sure you hit Manic Mode....

This is awesome!!!! Who would have thought that
this could actually work on a computer screen!!!

Go ahead....you know you've gotta try it!!!!!!!
...& then do it again...& again....!!!!!!

Click Here!
BUBBLEWRAP

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2008-05-20T17:47:00.001-07:00

Fwd: The mexican word of the day is water. My sancha is mad at me, dunno water problem is!

Reasons to Say...

2008-05-07T10:10:00.001-07:00

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5 Reasons to say "HOLY COW" - and 5 to say "Aawww Shit" !

[1- 5 are "Holy Cows!" 6 - 10 are "Aawww Shits!"]

#1 "Holy Cow !"
#2 "Holy Cow !"
#3 "Holy Cow !"

#4 "Holy Cow !"

#5 "Holy Cow !"

#6 "Aawww Shit!"
#7 "Aawww Shit!"
#8 "Aawww Shit!"#9 "Aawww Shit!"

#10 "Aawww Shit!"

Hair Cut of The Year!!

2008-05-07T09:59:00.001-07:00

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I wonder how many beers this guy consumed to come up with this idea ???

Haircut of the Year...

You gotta pass this one on!

Great Minds!!!

2008-05-07T09:54:00.000-07:00

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Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.

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I love this one, I did not even notice that the words were messed up. I read it like normal,lol!

Fill in The Blanks

2008-05-07T09:51:00.000-07:00

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Okay, this one is different - this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks

about ME and send it back to ME. But FIRST send a blank one out to all

your friends, including me, so we can return the favor to you. Be

honest! They're really fun to get back. It only takes a few minutes, so

just do it!

First send (forward) this survey to everyone you know to see how well he

or she knows you.

Second, hit 'reply' and fill this survey out about the person who sent

it to you and send it back to them.

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Where did we meet?
_________

Take a stab at my middle name? ___________________ Color of my eyes?

____________ Do I have any siblings? ____________ What's one of my

favorite things to do? _______________ What's my favorite type of music?

________________ Am I shy or outgoing? ___ _______________ Am I a rebel

or do I follow the rules? ________________ Any special talents? ______

___ ______ If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is one

thing that I would bring? _____________

My favorite color is____________

What was my favorite vacation_____________

What would you wish for me?___________________________

_________________________

Who is my favorite family member?_____________________________

Describe our

relationship____________________________________________________________

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I can't wait to see the answers.. Send it back!

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Dr. Phil Test

2008-05-07T09:42:00.000-07:00

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Here you go. Try this!

Below is Dr Phil's test (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah--she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!

Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes two minutes.Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends

The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for who you are now--not who you were in the past.Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today.It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each h question.

Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in

the subject box.

Ready?

Begin.

1.When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3.When talking to people you...
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4.When relaxing, you sit with...
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5.When something really amuses you react with...
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6.When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7.You're working very ha rd, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted..
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8.Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9.When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are..
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10.You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 ( b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you

51 TO 60 POINTS:Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right
ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if t hat trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of your e-mail, like this: Dr. Phil's Test, I'm a ..
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Just Two Things:

2008-04-23T07:55:00.002-07:00

I kind of like these questionnaires where you get to know more about the people you thought you knew already,lol!

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JUST TWO THINGS...

Two Names You Go By:

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:

Two things you expect in a Relationship

Two of Your Favorite Things to do:

Two things You Want Very Badly at the moment:

Two pets you had/have:

Two people you know will fill this out:

Two things you did last night:

Two things you ate last night

Two people you talked to last night

Two Things you're doing tomorrow

Two longest car rides:

Two Favorite Holidays:

Two Favorite beverages:

Now, here's what you're supposed to do...

And please do not spoil the fun.

Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers.

Then send this to as many friends you can think of, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.

The theory is that you will learn a to of little known facts about those whom you 'know' or thought you knew.

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Dog Poison~Serious

2008-04-14T15:03:00.000-07:00

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If you have a dog... PLEASE read this and send it on. If you don't have a dog, please pass along to friends who does.

Written
by:
Laurinda Morris, DVM
Danville Veterinary Clinic
Danville , < st="'on'">Ohio

This week I had the first case in history of raisin toxicity ever seen at MedVet. My patient was a 56-pound, 5 yr old male neutered lab mix that ate half a canister of raisins sometime between 7:30 AM and 4:30 PM on Tuesday. He started with vomiting, diarrhea and shaking about 1AM on Wednesday but the owner didn't call my emergency service until 7AM .

I had heard somewhere about raisins AND grapes causing acute Renal failure but hadn't seen any formal paper on the subject. We had her bring the dog in immediately. In the meantime , I called the ER service at MedVet, and the doctor there was like me - had heard something about it, but.... Anyway, we contacted the ASPCA National Animal Poison Control Center and they said to give I V fluids at
1 1/2 times maintenance and watch the kidney values for the next 48-72 hours.

The dog's BUN (blood urea nitro gen level) was already at 32 (normal less than 27) and creatinine! Over 5 ( 1.9 is the high end of normal). Both are monitors of kidney function in the bloodstream. We placed an IV catheter and started the fluids. Rechecked the renal values at 5 PM and the BUN was over 40 and creatinine over 7 with no urine production after a liter of fluids. At the point I felt the dog was in acute renal failure and sent him on to MedVet for a urinary catheter to monitor urine output overnight as well as overnight care.

He started vomiting again overnight at MedVet and his renal values have continued to increase daily. He produced urine when given lasix as a diuretic. He was on 3 different anti-vomiting medications and they still couldn't control his vomiting. Today his urine output decreased again, his BUN was over 120, his creatinine was at 10, his phosphorus was very elevated and his blood pressure, which had been staying around 150, skyrocketed to 220.. He continued to vomit and the owners elected to

Euthanize.

This is a very sad case - great dog, great owners who had no idea raisins could be a toxin. Please alert everyone you know who has a dog of this very serious risk. Poison control said as few as 7 raisins or grapes could be toxic. Many people I know give their dogs grapes or raisins as treats including our ex-handler's. Any exposure should give rise to immediate concern.

Onions, chocolate, cocoa and macadamia nuts can be fatal, too.

Even if you don't have a dog, you might have friends who do. This is worth passing on to them.
Confirmation
from Snopes about the above...
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/raisins.asp

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Texas Story

2008-04-13T11:23:00.001-07:00

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This is one of those Texas stories.

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother: Where are ya'll going?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother: I'm don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter: But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.

Daughter: But Tiny is going with us...

Mother: Well, in that case, it should be okay... Ya'll have fun!
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You know most people with the nickname "tiny" are far from tiny,lol.

Happy IDP Day!!!

2008-04-13T11:04:00.000-07:00

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Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're somethin' special.

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I got this on 4/06/08, but I bet IDP day can be on any day.

World Clock

2008-04-13T10:56:00.002-07:00

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CLICK THE LINK. THIS IS PRETTY NEAT

World
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This is cool, also check out the "Life Expectancy Calculator"

How To Tell If Your Feet Stink

2008-04-13T10:51:00.001-07:00

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How To Tell If Your Feet Stink

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You know if it knocks the cat out, they must be stinky!!

Medical Tests

2008-04-13T10:39:00.000-07:00

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Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy
and will be around longer .

MEDICAL TEST

STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS<> ..

Then Scroll Down

NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS ... Scroll Down

Your CAT SCAN and
LAB TESTS are now complete!!

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This one is not super funny, but funny.

Belated Birthday Poem

2008-04-13T10:29:00.000-07:00

My grandma (and most of my family)is famous for not sending birthday cards on time. This year was no different, she sent me this poem and I thought it was cute! feel free to use it as is or change a few words so it works for you!!

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ROSES ARE READ
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
CANT FIND THE CARD
I PURCHASED FOR YOU

BEEN LOOKING THRU THINGS
KNOW ITS STILL HERE
PUT IT ON TOP
OF SOMETHING OBSCURE

I WILL FIND IT I KNOW
WILL HUNT HIGH AND LOW
THE MESSAGE WAS GREAT
SORRY IT WILL BE LATE

HAVE SO MANY PILES OF STUFF
PUT IT RIGHT THERE
MAKING ME SICK
WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

AT LEAST YOU GOT THE MONEY
SO GET YOUR PRESENT HONEY
THIS MUST BE THE BEGINNING
OF MY MEMORY THINNING!

WILL SEND THE CARD LATER
YES, THIS IS SOMETHING I MUST DO!

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HOW STICK PEOPLE BECAME EXTINCT

2008-04-13T10:05:00.000-07:00

This one is so funny,I could not stop laughing after I'd seen it. my sister-in-law sent it to me.

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HOW THE STICK PEOPLE BECAME EXTINCT......

A sad, sad story - but It had to be told.

Okay.....Stop Laughing and pass it on. Have a nice day!

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